Friday 4 September 2009

Bugged

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Before the entomology police get onto me, I suspect that preying mantises don't eat their young, only their mate. I don't really know, but then cartoons don't have to be all that accurate. I've always heard that black widow spiders devour their mates, hence the name, and I've heard that preying mantises do this, too. Whether it is true or not, I like the gag.

I'm sure any species that occasionally eats its own young has a good reason, my own father used to threaten it when we pushed him too far, but it does seem rather counterproductive to propagating the species. There was a religion in the United States at one time that forbade sex for any reason, even procreation. (Can't remember the name. Blueballers? Shrivellers?)Their numbers depended entirely on conversions, and it isn't easy to convert someone to a lifestyle that denies sex. The predictable result was that the sect died out completely. All with pained grimaces on their faces, no doubt.

So if there were a species that regularly ate its young, it, too, would have to rely solely on converts. Not a very good evolutionary design for any animal.

I'm off to Philly for my comedy thingy in a couple of hours and may not be able to post over the weekend, but I will be twaddling on Twitter, via cell phone.

Until next time... it is the table without legs that is sturdiest.

Amazon Top 50

Here are the Top 50 Graphic Novels on Amazon this morning. All the previous caveats apply.


1 (-). Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days *
2 (-). Mercy Thompson Homecoming
3 (+1). Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood
4 (-1). Maus I: A Survivor's Tale: My Father Bleeds History
5 (-). Watchmen
6 (+2). Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art
7 (R). The Book of Genesis Illustrated by R. Crumb *
8 (-2). Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
9 (-). The Complete Persepolis
10 (+2). Diary of a Wimpy Kid
11 (+3). Batman: Arkham Asylum (15th Anniversary Edition)
12 (-2). Fables Vol. 12: The Dark Ages
13 (+3). Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
14 (-7). Maus II: A Survivor's Tale: And Here My Troubles Began
15 (+7). Batman: The Killing Joke
16 (+10). Batman: Year One
17 (+2). Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
18 (-7). The Walking Dead, Vol. 10: What We Become
19 (-1). Asterios Polyp
20 (R). Tumor Chapter 1 (Kindle)
21 (+3). American Born Chinese
22 (+8). Batman: The Long Halloween
23 (-3). V for Vendetta
24 (-7). Fun Home
25 (-4). A.D.: New Orleans After the Deluge
26 (-14). The Complete Peanuts 1971-1974 Box Set *
27 (-4). The Complete Peanuts, 1973-1974 *
28 (-). Predators and Prey (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight, Vol. 5) *
29 (-16). Parker: The Hunter
30 (N). Masterpiece Comics
31 (N). The Stonekeeper's Curse (Amulet, Book 2)
32 (-7). Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? Deluxe Edition
33 (N). Batman: Dark Victory
34 (-1). Time of Your Life (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8, Vol. 4)
35 (+1). The Joker
36 (N). Yotsuba&!, Vol. 6 *
37 (-2). The Arrival
38 (N). Bleach, Vol. 28
39 (R). Serenity, Vol. 2: Better Days
40 (-1). The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
41 (+2). Green Lantern: Rage of the Red Lanterns
42 (-2). The Boys, Vol. 4
43 (-14). Final Crisis
44 (-7). Batman: Hush
45 (N). The Very Silly Mayor *
46 (R). Green Lantern: The Sinestro Corps War, Vol. 1
47 (R). The Absolute Sandman, Vol. 1
48 (-21). The Complete Maus: A Survivor's Tale
49 (R). No Future For You (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight, Volume 2)


Items with asterisks (*) are pre-order items.

N = New listing appearing on list for first time
R = Item returning to the list after having been off for 1 or more weeks


Commentary:

* Relatively calm at the top of the list, with the exception of The Book of Genesis Illustrated by R. Crumb returning unexpectedly high at #7.

* Why does Maus II drop while the rest of the University Effect comics remain stable in the top ten? And why is The Complete Maus so far down at #49? Are there that many professors assigning only Part I for their students to read?

* Highest debut belongs to R. Sikoryak's Masterpiece Comics, followed closely by the second Amulet volume by Kazu Kibuishi.

* There's a mini Batman resurgence this week. The Green Lantern bubble seems to have mostly burst though, at least for the time being.

* I'm so very pleased to see that the highest charting manga this week is the newest Yotsuba&! volume, due out in just a couple of weeks!

* The only other manga to chart is a volume of Bleach, and there's no Marvel to be seen at all.