Bizarro is brought to you today by Bubblegum Deer.Flew home from Caliphornia last night and am thrilled to be back at
Bizarro International Headquarters. Even though being back means dealing with hundreds of
emails, stacks of
envelopes, a
mountain of voice mails and a mob of lazy employees who
haven't done a thing since I left last week.
Few people realize it, but it takes over
600 people to get each Bizarro cartoon from the planning stages to your daily paper. The think tank in my
Conception and Development Department alone has 126 employees. From there, the ideas go to the marketing committee that tests them on various
groups of consumers, then compiles a list of the ones that scored most favorably and sends them on to my
personal assistant. She then reviews them to make sure none contain images or ideas that I might find
unpleasant, and puts them on my desk.
After I've seen the finalists, I choose the ones I want to see finished and send them on to the
sketching and inking department. Each cartoon is drawn by
13 different artists, then I choose the one that I feel looks the most as if I had drawn it myself. If none represent the true
essence of Piraro, I send it back to be done again.
Once finished and accepted, I add my inimitable signature and send the image on to the
coloring department. Each cartoon is colored by 8 different artists, then those images are sent back to the marketing department for
consumer testing once again. The one that scores the highest is sent to
King Features, ready for publication.
By the time a Bizarro cartoon reaches the
discerning eyes of you, my precious readers, over 800 people have seen and judged it, and around 375
artisans have poured the entirety of their considerable talent into making it an authentic Dan Piraro Original. It's a
long, hard day of bone-grinding drudgery for each of these tireless workers, but knowing that they've made countless inhabitants of planet earth laugh is a
reward that money can't buy.No syndicated cartoon feature works harder to bring you the level of authentic artistic integrity that you've come to expect from
Bizarro.
Bizarro is brought to you today by Creepy Grandpas.
