Saturday, 8 January 2011

Zombie Fools Day


Bizarro is brought to you today by a 20% Chance of Snow Flurries.
What better day to talk about April 1, 1997 than January 8, 2011? Mankind may never know, so let's talk about it today.

Somebody in the National Cartoonists Society decided back in late '96 that it would be fun to get all the syndicated cartoonists to switch strips on April Fool's Day, '97 and not tell anyone, as a joke on readers everywhere. Not all of the artists cooperated, of course, but plenty did and the funny pages everywhere were full of comics drawn by the wrong person that day. You can imagine the laughter, knee slapping, and dumbfounded drooling that ensued all across North America. (Neither can I, but play along.) The way it worked is that each participating artist was assigned another feature to draw and their own feature was assigned to someone else. None of these were direct swaps.

Here are the two results I was involved in (click the pics for a larger view.) I was asked to draw Greg Evan's strip, "Luann," and Bill Griffith of "Zippy" was asked to draw Bizarro. If you're interested in seeing more of these legendary swaps, go here: April Fools Cartoons 1997.

Next, Let's talk about last Sunday's wide-screen, technicolor, panoramic Bizarro comic. Because I'm a semi-public figure, I am connected to a lot of people on Facebook. So I get about eleventy dozen requests a day to sign onto some kind of cause or page that aims to end a crisis or petition to ask someone to stop doing something or start doing something or think about what they're doing. It's mind boggling. And my mind already has a tendency toward bogglation. I could be wrong but I can't imagine a Facebook page ever solved anything other than getting Betty White to host SNL. So this cartoon is the result of the boggling caused by the godzillian FB requests I get everyday. You can't fight Zombies with Facebook: words to live by.

(again, click the cartoon below for a view that achieves largerness)












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Friday, 7 January 2011

The Seduction of Nut



Thanks for voting last week.
Here are the first poll results of the new year:

According to you, when Nut spotted a beautiful princess gazing out of the window of the tower, Nut was seeing...

the inner poo (71%)
a total babe (14%)
a hallucination (14%)
poo magic (10%)

Be sure to vote again this week!

Stats Week: My Year in Music 2010

Last.fm conveniently keeps track of all of the music I listen to. Here are my top twenty-five artists, albums & tracks for 2010:

Artists

 1. Scala & Kolacny Brothers
 2. The Bamboos
 3. Kylie Auldist
 4. The Pipettes
 5. Laura Vane & the Vipertones
 6. Pink Martini
 7. Glee Cast
 8. Kelly Willis
 9. Nikki Yanofsky
10. Anamanaguchi
11. Great Big Sea
11. Equation
13. Lori McKenna
14. Dick Brave & The Backbeats
15. Hilary McRae
15. Paper Aeroplanes
15. Gizelle Smith & the Might Mocambos
18. Cara Dillon
18. Lunik
20. Daft Punk
20. Saint Etienne
20. Sara Gazarek
20. She & Him
24. Jill Phillips & Andy Gullahorn
24. Colbie Caillat


Albums

 1. Kylie Auldist - Made of Stone
 2. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - On the Rocks
 3. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - Laura Vane & the Vipertones
 4. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - Dream On
 5. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - It All Leads to This
 5. The Bamboos - 4
 7. The Bamboos - Side Stepper
 8. Kelly Willis - Translated from Love
 9. Anamanaguchi - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game (Original Videogame Soundtrack)
10. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - One-Winged Angel
11. Dick Brave & The Backbeats - Dick This!
12. Hilary McRae - Through These Walls
13. The Pipettes - We Are The Pipettes
13. Gizelle Smith & the Mighty Mocambos - This Is Gizelle Smith & The Mighty Mocambos
15. Saint Etienne - Travel Edition 1990-2005
15. Daft Punk - Tron: Legacy
17. Sara Gazarek - Return to You
18. Jill Phillips & Andy Gullahorn - Christmas
19. Paper Aeroplanes - The Day We Ran Into the Sea
19. The Pipettes - Earth vs. The Pipettes
21. The School - Loveless Unbeliever
22. Karen Elson - The Ghost Who Walks
23. Delain - April Rain
23. Colbie Caillat - Breakthrough
23. The Living Sisters - Love to Live


Tracks

 1. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "Someone New"
 2. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "With or Without You"
 2. Kylie Auldist - "Made of Stone"
 4. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "Every day I love you less and less"
 4. Cantus Vocum Chamber Choir - "Dirait-on"
 6. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "Can't Get You Out of My Head" 
 6. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "One-Winged Angel"
 6. Kylie Auldist - "It's On"
 6. Kylie Auldist - "Lookin' For You"
 6. OK Go - "This Too Shall Pass (Marching Band Version)"
 6. Danielle Ate the Sandwich - "Party in the U.S.A."
12. Cara Dillon - "Spencer the Rover"
12. Scala & Kolacny Brothers - "Yellow"
12. The Apples in Stereo - "Sunndal Song"
12. Hilary McRae - "Every Day (When Will You Be Mine)"
12. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "Roof Off"
12. Kylie Auldist - "I Will"
12. Kylie Auldist - "In a Week, In a Day"
12. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "Did It Anyway"
12. Knightsong - "You Are the New Day"
21. Equation - "What Did You Do Today?"
21. The Bamboos Feat. Kylie Auldist - "Now That You Are Mine"
21. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "Steam"
21. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "You Give Me What I Want"
21. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "Man of your word"
21. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "No Words"
21. Kylie Auldist - "Kiss and Tell"
21. Kylie Auldist - "Ship Inside a Bottle"
21. Laura Vane & the Vipertones - "Am I Dreaming?"
21. Kerfuffle - "Three Ships"
21. The Pipettes - "Our Love Was Saved By Spacemen"

Amazon Top 50

Here are the Top 50 Graphic Novels on Amazon this afternoon. All the previous caveats apply.


1 (-). Diary of a Wimpy Kid 5: The Ugly Truth
2 (+4). Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
3 (+11). Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Boxset
4 (+23). Maus I: A Survivor's Tale: My Father Bleeds History
5 (+4). Odd Is on Our Side (Kindle edition)
6 (+2). Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life
7 (-). Dilbert: 2011 Day-to-Day Calendar
8 (-3). Walking Dead Volume 13
9 (+1). Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 2: Scott Pilgrim Versus The World
10 (-8). The Walking Dead Compendium Volume 1
11 (+25). Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic
12 (+1). Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 3: Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness
13 (+1). Scott Pilgrim Volume 6: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour
14 (+10). Dork Diaries 2 (Kindle edition)
15 (-). Scott Pilgrim Volume 5: Scott Pilgrim vs The Universe
16 (+16). Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood
17 (-14). Dork Diaries (Kindle edition)
15 (+2). Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together
16 (-). Serenity: The Shepherd's Tale
17 (+20). Maus II: A Survivor's Tale: And Here My Troubles Began
18 (+12). Dilbert: 2011 Wall Calendar
19 (+1). Diary of a Wimpy Kid Box of Books
20 (+11). Superman: Earth One
21 (+19). Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art
22 (-3). Fables Vol. 14: Witches
24 (+17). Watchmen
25 (R). American Born Chinese
26 (-8). Walking Dead Volume 12
27 (-2). The Walking Dead, Vol. 9: Here We Remain
28 (-16). The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
29 (-3). The Walking Dead, Book 6
30 (+3). Big Nate: From the Top
31 (-9). The Walking Dead Volume 11: Fear The Hunters
32 (-9). The Walking Dead, Vol. 10: What We Become
33 (-5). Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
34 (+10). Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight Volume 7: Twilight
35 (+15). Dork Diaries 2: Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
36 (+6). V for Vendetta
37 (-16). 40: A Doonesbury Retrospective
38 (-14). The Walking Dead Book 5
39 (-1). Star Wars: Legacy Volume 10 - Extremes
40 (-5). Tron: Betrayal
41 (-7). Odd Is on Our Side
42 (R). The Arrival
43 (R). The Complete Maus: A Survivor's Tale
44 (R). Batman: The Killing Joke
45 (-16). The Walking Dead Book 2
46 (R). Batman: Hush
47 (R). Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
48 (R). Brightest Day, Vol. 1
49 (N). Chew Volume 3: Just Desserts
50 (R). Batman: Year One


Items with asterisks (*) are pre-order items.

N = New listing appearing on list for first time
R = Item returning to the list after having been off for 1 or more weeks


Commentary:

* The Wimpy Kid stays on the top once again, but slips to #36 on the overall chart.

* Kindle editions of Dork Diaries & Odd Is On Our Side remain popular for post-holiday purchasing.

* It must be the start of a new college semester, as books like Maus, Persepolis, Fun Home, Understanding Comics, and Watchmen all see double digit jumps up the chart.

* Only one new title this week: Chew Volume 3, way down at #49.

* Dead Watch: Only nine Walking Dead collections on the chart this week, with every volume showing some slippage; though the latest collection stays in the top ten.

* The bottom of the list this week is #3,882 overall, a serious slide from the previous weeks.

Thursday, 6 January 2011

Lessons for 2011

Bizarro is brought to you today by Save The Date.

This is my first post of the new year, 2011, unless you count the two posts I did on January 2nd, which could technically qualify as posts in the new year if you want to get all literal about it. One of those, entitled "Plans for 2011" was one of my better efforts, I think, so if you haven't read that yet, please do. I hope, with all humility, that it makes you smile. Or at least twitch in a positive way, no worse off than you were before you began.

Today's offerings are lessons for us all in the new year. In the first cartoon, we see a gentlemen mistaking a dog which has been trained to assist the disabled for a common waiter. Shame on him. The day after this cartoon appeared in papers, I received an email from a person whose living is assisted by a service dog, wishing to place shame on me for drawing this cartoon. Let this be a lesson to us all in the new year: never do anything that might be misinterpreted by anyone on earth.

Our next cartoon is about smart rodents and smart phones. Because of the size relationship between the two, a mouse or rat could use a smart phone as a big screen TV. Like the one your brother-in-law has so he can watch those crappy reality shows he and his ugly wife are hooked on. Like you really need to see Kim Kardashian's butt LARGER than actual size. But our clever little rats have chosen a classic Mickey Mouse cartoon. Good for them. Let this be a lesson to us all: I hate the fact that I even know who Kim Kardashian is. What is wrong with America?

This doctor cartoon is silly. It is a play off the expression, "Money doesn't grow on trees." If you are reading this and saying to yourself, "I have never heard this term, wtf does it mean?" you are likely from another country. That's fine, we like foreign readers here at Bizarro Headquarters. The term is used for situations in which a person is wasting something. If your stupid brother-in-law with the ugly wife buys a new pair of shoes every week and throws the old ones in the trash, his wife might say, "Hey, Rick. Money doesn't grow on trees." Let this be a lesson to us all: Don't say this to your husband if he is a foreigner.

If you would like to see the cartoon I published on New Year's Eve, just look to your left right now. I have used a bit of an Escher-like trick here in turning the pub sideways, to indicate that the gentleman on the street has had too much to drink. Like all teenagers (and anyone of any age who enjoys marijuana), I really love M.C. Escher's work. I have done a number of cartoons based on him and have found that while publishing a cartoon about Escher is considered legal satire, the Escher family is really tight-fisted about letting you use them for anything else. Like if you put one on a T-shirt for sale, they'll sue you.

This last cartoon is one I did in 1997, which I believe would make M.C. himself twitch appreciatively. But don't expect to get it on a T-shirt. The Escher family doesn't want to share even a few hundred of the millions of dollars they have made on their relative's talent. Let this be a lesson to us all: Be born with a talented relative who will leave you his estate so you never have to do any work other than stopping other people from using their talents to comment on him.

That's all the lessons for today. I hope your 2011 is full of rapturous and indescribable joy and prosperity the likes of which no mere mortal has every experienced and lived to tell the tale.

And don't forget to save the date, of course. You'd hate to be out of town at some boring seminar for work on a day like this.

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Stats Week: Amazon Top 50 for 2010

Here are the top 50 comics from the weekly Amazon Top 50 posts of 2010:

  1. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
  2. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
  3. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life
  4. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 2: Scott Pilgrim Versus The World
  5. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 6: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour
  6. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 3: Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness
  7. Kick-Ass
  8. Maus I: A Survivor's Tale: My Father Bleeds History
  9. The Walking Dead Compendium Volume 1
  10. The Book of Genesis Illustrated by R. Crumb
  11. Watchmen
  12. Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Volume 1
  13. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
  14. The Walking Dead, vol. 11: Fear the Hunters
  15. Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood
  16. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together
  17. The Walking Dead, vol. 12
  18. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight, vol. 6: Retreat
  19. Understanding Comics: The Invisible Art
  20. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
  21. Troublemaker Book 1: Alex Barnaby Series 3
  22. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
  23. The Walking Dead Book 5
  24. Batman: The Killing Joke
  25. V for Vendetta
  26. Odd Is On Our Side
  27. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules
  28. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
  29. Maus II: A Survivor's Tale: And Here My Troubles Began
  30. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Box of Books
  31. Serenity: The Shepherd's Tale
  32. Dork Diaries 2: Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
  33. Blackest Night
  34. Dark Tower: The Fall of Gilead
  35. The Adventures of Ook and Gluk, Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future
  36. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight, vol. 7: Twilight
  37. Logicomix: An Epic Search for Truth
  38. Batman: Year One
  39. The Walking Dead, vol. 13
  40. Green Lantern: Blackest Night
  41. Superman: Earth One
  42. Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic
  43. The Walking Dead Book 6
  44. Dilbert: 2011 Day-to-Day Calendar
  45. Instructions
  46. Scott Pilgrim, vol. 5: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Universe
  47. Fables Vol. 13: The Great Fables Crossover
  48. 40: A Doonesbury Retrospective
  49. Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
  50. Big Nate: From the Top


Methodology: I took my weekly (compiled on Friday) lists of Amazon Top 50 Comics & Graphic Novels, and for each week assigned a comic a numerical score equal to 51 minus its ranking; e.g. the #1 book got 50 points, the #2 book got 49 points, the #3 book got 48 points, etc., all the way down to the #50 book getting 1 point. I poured everything into a spreadsheet, and voila. There were a total of 345 different comics that made the Top 50 for at least one week during 2010. You can download a spreadsheet with all of the data here.

Several comics mysteriously dropped out of the Amazon Comics & Graphic Novels Comics & Graphic Novels Bestsellers lists at different points during the year, notably certain volumes of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Scott Pilgrim, due to Amazon for some reason re-classifying them to not be comics. What to do? I could have tried to use overall sales ranking to try to intuit their comics chart ranking for those I knew about, but that would only work if I knew it was missing from the chart, which couldn't possibly be the case for everything. In the end in the interest of fairness I decided to take everything at face value and only give it a ranking for the week if it appeared on the comics chart.

I'll be back either tomorrow or this weekend with more analysis and a bunch of (hopefully interesting) charts.

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Stats Week: The Ten Most Popular YACB Posts

Here are the ten most popular posts here at Yet Another Comics Blog since May 2010 (when Blogger started offering in-house stats for blogs):

Quick First Issue Reviews
I review several comics, including Gødland #1, which was pull-quoted for the trade collection

Quick Superman & Batman Reviews
I give middling reviews to several DC comics, including the final issue of Chuck Austen's notorious JLA arc.

Quick Comic Reviews
I review the second issue of We3, the first issue of Authority Revolution, and an issue of Azzarello & Lee's Superman run.

The Most Popular Graphic Novel in All the Land
It's Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules, which I took a photograph of a Borders window display.

Friday Night Fights: Hulk vs. The Thing
Who doesn't like to see Bruce & Ben throw down?

Friday Night Fights: Olive Oyl vs. Popeye
Olive pops Popeye one.

The Many Costumes of Wonder Woman
My overview of Wonder Woman's costume changes through the years.

Quick Comics Reviews
I review random issues of Adventures of Superman, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Wolverine.

The Sixth Sign
The apocalypse was nigh upon us in 2004, when William Shatner won his first Emmy award.

Amazon Top 50
No idea why this particular list compilation from August 2010 is so popular.


The first four are an order of magnitude in popularity above the others; I suspect they are coming up often in Google image searches...