Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Retro Shrink Arms Nerd Speaker

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Gosh, it's good to be back at blogging. I've been busy as a very busy person this past week, out of town, suffering from inoperable hair loss, you name it. But now I'm back and blogging like a mofo, as the kids say.

Clifford, the retro caveman is a suggestion from my good friend, Cliff, so I named the character after him. He doesn't look anything like this, he looks more like this.

This cartoon with the doggy at the shrink was popular among shrinks. Several wrote to me about it which led to long email exchanges about my early childhood and feelings of inadequacy.

The long-armed doctor cartoon is one of those jokes that I wrote just to have a chance to draw a funny picture of a guy with very long arms. Every now and then that happens. Over the many years of my career, since the late 1900s, I've drawn an exaggerated version of just about every body part you can imagine. Except the naughty ones that god did not mean for us to acknowledge in public, of course. If we were not meant to be ashamed of parts of our bodies we wouldn't have been born into this word wearing underwear, I always say.

My last cartoon today is about a super hero calling himself "The Nerd." After this was published I thought I should have had a funnier line as a response. Something like, "I fill the inboxes of criminals with lame jokes." I'll likely change it to something like that for the book of super hero cartoons I have coming out in the spring.

Must get back to deadlines now, dear reader, for I am off to Columbus on Friday for Ohio State University's Festival of Cartoon Art at which I am a speaker.


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Tuesday, 12 October 2010

New Library Comics: September 2010

Here is a list of the comics we added to our library collection last month:


Allen, Brooke A. A home for Mr. Easter / New York : NBM Pub., 2010.

Aragonés, Sergio, 1937- Sergio Aragonés Groo the hogs of Horder / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010.

Arnold, J. D. (Johnnie D.) BB Wolf and the 3 LP'S / Marietta, Ga. : Top Shelf, 2010.

Crane, Roy. Roy Crane's Captain Easy, soldier of fortune : the complete Sunday newspaper strips. Volume 1, 1933-1935 / Seattle, Wash. : Fantagraphics Books ; [New York] : Distributed in the U.S. by W.W. Norton, 2010.

Crilley, Mark. Brody's ghost. Book 1 / Milwaukie, OR : Dark Horse Books ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010.

Darcy, Dame. Dame Darcy's Meat cake. / Seattle, Wash. : Fantagraphics ; London : Turnaround [distributor], 2010.

DeCarlo, Dan, 1919-2001 Archie. Volume 1, The best of Dan DeCarlo / San Diego, Calif. : IDW ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010

Díaz Canales, Juan, 1972- Blacksad / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010

Dorkin, Evan. Beasts of burden v. 1. Animal rites / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse Books, 2010-

Dysart, Josh. Neil Young's Greendale / New York : DC Comics, c2010.

Fractured fables / Berkeley, Calif. : Silverline Books/Image Comics, 2010.

From the shadow of the northern lights : an anthology of Swedish alternative comics / Stockholm, Sweden : Ordfront Galago, 2008.

Gallagher, Fred (Fred M.), 1968- Megatokyo = [Megatōkyō] v. 6 / Milwaukie, OR : Dark Horse Comics, 2004-

The golden collection of klassic krazy kool kids komics v. 1 / San Diego, Calif. : Yoe Books!, 2010.

Gran, Meredith, 1984- Octopus pie. There are no stars in Brooklyn / New York : Villard Trade Paperbacks, c2010.

Halo graphic novel. / New York, NY : Marvel Worldwide, 2010.

Immonen, Kathryn. Moving pictures / Marietta, Ga. : Top Shelf ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2009.

Jam! : tales from the world of roller derby / Portland, OR : Oni Press, 2010.

Jansson, Tove. Moomin : the complete Tove Jansson comic strip v. 5. / Montréal : Drawn & Quarterly ; New York : Distributed in the USA by Farrar, Straus and Girioux, c2006-

Jonsson, Mats, 1973- Hey princess / Marietta, GA : Top Shelf Productions ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010.

Kanigher, Robert. The Viking prince / New York : DC Comics, c2010.

Keane, Bil, 1922- Family circus. Vol. 2 : daily and Sunday comics 1962-1963 / San Diego, Calif. : IDW ; London : Diamond [distributor], c2010

Kelso, Megan, 1968- Artichoke tales / Seattle, Wash. : Fantagraphics, c2010

Kindt, Matt. Revolver / New York : Vertigo, c2010

Kitchen, Denis, 1946- The oddly compelling art of Denis Kitchen / Milwaukie, OR : Dark Horse Books, 2010

Knight, Keith, 1966- The knight life : chivalry ain't dead / New York : Grand Central Pub., 2010.

Konami, Kanata, 1958- Chi's Sweet Home = Chīzu suīto hōmu v. 1 / New York : Vertical, 2010-

Korea : as viewed by 12 creators / Tarragona : Fanfare/Ponent Mon ; London : Turnaround [distributor], c2010

Kuper, Peter, 1958- The Jungle / New York : Papercutz, 2010

Kurtzman, Harvey. The grasshopper and the ant / Northampton, MA : Denis Kitchen Pub., c2001.

Malkasian, Cathy. Temperance / Seattle, Wash. : Fantagraphics Books ; [New York] : Distributed in the U.S. by W.W. Norton & Co., 2010

Manga Vizion v. 1 nos. 1-9; v. 2 nos 1-12; v. 3 nos. 1-12; v. 4 nos. 1-8. / San Francisco, CA : Viz Communications, Inc., 1995-

Miller, Frank, 1957- The life and times of Martha Washington in the twenty-first century / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse, 2010.

Millionaire, Tony. Billy Hazelnuts and the crazy bird / Seattle, Wash. : Fantagraphics ; London : Turnaround [distributor], 2010.

Mokona, 1968- CLAMP Mokona's okimono kimono / Milwaukie, OR : Dark Horse Manga, 2010

Moore, Alan, 1953- The complete D.R. & Quinch / Oxford : Rebellion, c2010.

Motter, Dean. Mister X : the archives / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2008.

O'Malley, Bryan Lee. Scott Pilgrim v.6 Scott Pilgrim's finest hour / Portland, OR : Oni Press, 2004-

Page, Tyler, 1976- Nothing better v. 2 / Minneapolis, Minn. : Dementian Comics, c2007-

Power Paola. Virus tropical nos. 1-2 / Bogotá : La Silueta, 2009-

Rosenberg, Jonathan. Showcase showdown / New York : Del Rey/Ballantine Books, c2010

Rosenkranz, Patrick. The artist himself : a Rand Holmes retrospective / Seattle, WA : Fantagraphics Books, c2010.

Sakai, Stan. Usagi Yojimbo. [24], Return of the black soul / Milwaukie, Or. : Dark Horse Books, 2010

Santolouco, Mateus, 1979- Mondo Urbano. [Book 1] : a sex, drugs and rock'n'roll story / Portland, OR : Oni Press, 2010.

Schreiber, Nathan. Power out / [Brooklyn, N. Y. : canal press], c2010-

Shelton, Gilbert. Last gig in Shnagrlig / London : Knockabout, c2009.

Sim, Dave. The Cerebus guide to self-publishing. / [Canada?] : Aardvark-Vanaheim Inc., 2010.

Smith, Felipe, 1978- Peepo choo. v. 1 / New York : Vertical, c2010.

Takahashi, Rumiko, 1957- InuYasha v. 50 / San Francisco, CA : Viz, LLC, c2003-

Telgemeier, Raina. Smile / New York : Graphix, 2010.

TenNapel, Doug. Ghostopolis / New York : Graphix/Scholastic, 2010

Tezuka, Osamu, 1928-1989. Black Jack v. 11 / New York : Vertical, c2008-

Urasawa, Naoki, 1960- 20th century boys v. 9 / San Francisco, CA : Viz Media, 2009-

Veitch, Rick. The Maximortal / West Townshend, VT : King Hell Press, 2005.

Wheeler, Shannon. I thought you would be funnier / Los Angeles : Boom! Town, c2010

White, Darren. The playwright / Marietta, Ga. : Top Shelf ; London : Diamond [distributor], 2010.

White, Tracy. How I made it to eighteen : a mostly true story / New York : Roaring Brook Press, 2010

Yaginuma, Kō, 1973- Twin spica v. 2 / New York : Vertical, Inc., c2010-

Zahler, Thomas F. Love and capes v. 2 : Going to the chapel / San Diego, Calif. : IDW, c2008-


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