Monday, 5 May 2008

Comedy Show Santa Cruz

I'll be in Santa Cruz THIS FRIDAY NIGHT at a wham-kerbloom comedy show with my good buddies and dyn-o-mite performers, Johnny Steele and Will Durst. Also on the bill is a guy I don't know yet, but is said to be funnier than a rabid weasel in the president's pants, Richard Stockton. It's a big show, like two hours long, and you'll laugh every minute of it and like it!

Come see me, and if you tell me you found out about it on this blog, I'll kiss you. CLICK HERE for a DISCOUNT, just for being a GROOVEMONKEY!

Friday, May 9, 8pm, Rio Theater, Santa Cruz CA
Stand-up comedy with Piraro, Johnny Steele, Will Durst, Richard Stockton
Ticketweb.com 866-468-3399, Streetlight Records 831-421-9200

Genius Friend

I have a good friend, his name is Francesco Marciuliano. His friends call him "Ces." (pronounced Chezz) So I call him that, too. I think he is a comic genius. Even if you do not agree with me completely, surely you would at least say he is "geniusy."

He is a remarkably prolific writer of funny things, cartoons, essays, blogs, stand-up, short things that don't necessarily fit into the other categories I just mentioned, et cetera. Below is what I believe to be a clever video he has written and produced. If you like it, seek out more of his stuff here.


Saw a Half Lady

This Bizarro cartoon made possible by Better Half Wedding Planners.

My cartoons are drawn and submitted four to six weeks before they appear in the paper, so I often see something different in them after they're published than I did when I drew them. This is one of those cases.

As I look at it now, I wonder if I shouldn't have had the lawyer pointing an accusatory finger at the magician, instead of motioning to his client. I wonder if some readers were not confused by this joke.

Live and learn.

My Free Comic Book Day 2008

Here's how I spent my Free Comic Book Day this year:

I started out by going to Fun 4 All in Ypsilanti. It's in a strip mall anchored by a dollar store, a grocery store, and the Secretary of State's office (closed on Saturday). The store opened at 11 and I got there at about 11:30. They had their FCBD wares displayed on little easels on top of their graphic novel shelves, and then you went to the counter to ask for what you want (limit 3). There were plenty of people inside, including a lot of families with little kids; I overheard a couple of the conversations, and the kids were definitely attracted to the appropriate comics--and quite enthused about getting comics. I picked up the FCBD editions of Amelia Rules, Owly, and Love & Capes; and I bought the Hulk vs. Hercules comic, because I always feel I should purchase something on Free Comic Book Day.

I then headed over to Vault of Midnight, on Main Street in downtown Ann Arbor. They had the free comics on open shelves about a third of the way deep into the store (limit 4). There was a lot of foot traffic off of the street, and Curtis, the owner, stood near the front of the store ensuring people that yes, the comics were free, no strings attached! I picked up the FCBD editions of Marvel Adventures, Salem, Kid Houdini, and Atomic Robo; I get a 15% discount at Vault, so I used the occasion to buy the first Immortal Iron Fist trade as well as Yuichi Yokoyama's New Engineering.

After a stop at the grocery store I went home, set my free comics aside, and started cramming for my upcoming interview with Paul Hornschemeier. I read and took notes on The Collected Sequential and Let Us Be Perfectly Clear.

So I haven't had much of a chance to read hardly any of the books I picked up on Saturday. I did read the Marvel Adventures title, with a fun story of Iron Man, Hulk, Spider-Man & Ant-Man fighting The Mandarin by Jeff Parker & Paul Tobin. Plus I read the first couple chapters of New Engineering, and it's blowing my mind!

Stoopid!

Today's Bizarro is brought to you by Hidden Jokes Unlimited. "Want a bunch of unrelated stuff in the background? Just say 'HJU, please!'"(click image to enlarge)

Captionless cartoons are often my favorites, yet I rarely do them. For some reason, I just don't think of them very often. Call me wordy, verbose, circumlocutory, long-winded, loquacious, garrulous, periphrastic, prolix, or just a guy who can't shut up, but any way you slice it, it's a happy day in Cartoonland when I publish a captionless cartoon.

This one has lots of secret symbols (10, according to the number above the signature) and a monkey! Enjoy.

FCBM4 Day 5

Thieves & Kings #3It's day Five of the fourth annual YACB Free Comic Book Month!

Our next selected entry is from Bryan Irrera, who listed his five comics as:

1. Amelia Rules!
2. Castle Waiting
3. Nana
4. Love and Capes
5. Local

I suspect that Bryan may enjoy Mark Oakley's manga-esque fantasy Thieves & Kings, so I'll send him the third issue of that very comic.

For Bryan's bonus comic, I'm sending him the Uncle Scrooge ashcan.

Bryan's comics should be in the mail within a week. Enjoy!

There's still time to send in your entry for the YACB Free Comic Book Month; details are here.

Current FCBM Statistics:
30 entries
10 free comics sent so far
26 days remaining