Since today is
Ash Wednesday, I thought I'd post a short, special tribute to my ex-girlfriend and wife, Ashley, a.k.a.
CHNW, whom I commonly call, "Ash."
Here she is wearing a coat that has
bunny ears on the hood. She has related to non-human animals in a special way since
early childhood and cannot seem to break the habit. (Anyone who makes a bestiality comment gets voted off the
island.)
Here she is with a rescued fawn at
Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary. The momma doe was killed by a car so we took in the fawn for a few days until we could find a wildlife rehabilitator. The fawn was fond of sucking on Ash's earlobe for comfort, which Ashley enjoyed, too. What a nice lady.
Here, she is very excited about a rescued calf at Woodstock, whom we named
Dylan. He was found tied up inside a dark barn and was destined to be
veal. That was a few years ago, now he is all grown up and the size of a
Cadillac Escalade. He still comes to the fence when Ash calls him, and clearly has affection for her. She can no longer get inside the pasture with him, however, for he could accidentally crush her skull with a twitch of his upper lip. Did I mention he is
large?
Here is the obligatory Ashley with chicken and donkey shot. This kind of thing tends to happen to her a lot, this time it was at
Leilani Farm Sanctuary in Maui. Keen observers will notice there are two donkeys in this picture, one is pushing his nose into
Ashley's butt. Who can blame him?
Here she is sharing a guava with said butt-muncher.
Speaking of butts, in this photo, Ash cleverly displays the
world's largest nut, which comes from a palm tree of some sort. Since it is somewhat difficult to discern the nut from Ashley's own
booty, I have included a picture of myself with said nut for proportion.
To conclude this special Ash Wednesday edition I offer this picture of Ash in a medieval helmet. This took place a couple of years ago in an Italian museum which does not employ enough guards to prevent this sort of thing.
(Special thanks to my buddy, Richard Cabeza, who's also married to an "Ash" and who reminded me of this special day.)
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